{"id":469,"date":"2008-02-05T12:33:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T12:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"tag:www.hothardware.com:\/\/197fca3433e945fea5924957648c7af6"},"modified":"2008-02-05T12:33:19","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T12:33:19","slug":"a-single-bad-boatsman-takes-down-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"A Single Bad Boatsman Takes Down The Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In this situation, &#8220;oops&#8221; doesn&#8217;t cut it.&nbsp; No matter what you say, &#8220;sorry&#8221; will not butter the biscuit, so to speak.&nbsp; All apologies, simply isn&#8217;t enough to make good on this ridiculous blunder.&nbsp; OK, so maybe things were looking pretty bleak on the high seas that fateful day and a few of the rookies were a bit nervous they might not get back to see dry land and that cocktail waitress at the Beef-N-Ale but holy mackerel, man!&nbsp; Suck it up!&nbsp; You can&#8217;t anchor here.&nbsp; There&#8217;s a big fat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In this situation, &#8220;oops&#8221; doesn&#8217;t cut it.&nbsp; No matter what you say, &#8220;sorry&#8221; will not butter the biscuit, so to speak.&nbsp; All apologies, simply isn&#8217;t enough to make good on this ridiculous blunder.&nbsp; OK, so maybe things were looking pretty bleak on the high seas that fateful day and a few of the rookies were a bit nervous they might not get back to see dry land and that cocktail waitress at the Beef-N-Ale but holy mackerel, man!&nbsp; Suck it up!&nbsp; You can&#8217;t anchor here.&nbsp; There&#8217;s a big fat <a href=\"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/?p=469\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":37,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/37"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/computerhunter.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}